I’ve a couple of things,
I so appreciate.
They’re full of fun and games,
To make every day great.
I’m sure to hold them high,
Be sure they do not sag,
They’re so important to me,
My two, big fun bags.
Now, I’m not one to boast,
Not one to shout or brag.
But, they are pretty impressive,
For a middle-aged hag.
They make people smile,
Make a dog’s tail wag,
Just so prime and perky,
Talkin’ bout my fun bags.
So, I’ll offer some advice,
Certainly not want to nag,
Go exercise and get yourself,
Some nifty fun bags.
Because if you don’t,
Stand tall with your back straight,
You’ll wake up every morning,
With a terrible back ache.