Sip, Gulp, Guzzle
I feel the hair on my knuckle
Sip, Gulp, Guzzle
I\'m dancing like I juggle
Sip, Gulp, Guzzle
Downed 3, let\'s make it a dozen
Sip, Gulp, Guzzle
The room is like a bubble
Sip, Gulp, Guzzle
My body starts to stumble
Sip, Gulp, Guzzle
My ex wants to cuddle
Sip, Gulp, Guzzle
Did my pants just unbuckle?
Sip, Gulp, Guzzle
I put up a struggle
Sip, Gulp, Guzzle
My mouth is muffled
Sip, Gulp, Guzzle
Boy am I puzzled
Sip,
Gulp,
Guzzle
I feel like I\'m hit by a shovel