I\'m sorry I left a mouse on your bed,
I\'m sorry the bloodstains are still there.
I\'m sorry I left a bird there too,
I thought you\'d like it.
I\'m sorry I was gone for a week,
I\'m sorry I came home with fleas.
I\'m sorry I scratch you in the bath,
But you know I don\'t like water.
I\'m sorry I peed on the couch,
I\'m sorry I clawed it up too.
I\'m sorry I knocked over your bowl,
But you laughed last time I did.
I\'m sorry I play too roughly,
I\'m sorry the dog\'s scared of me.
I\'m sorry I got the neighbor pregnant,
But she was cute.
I\'m sorry I hate the vet,
I\'m sorry I puked in the car.
I\'m sorry you had to clean it up,
But that\'s why I love you.
I\'m sorry I wandered off again,
I\'m sorry I didn\'t come back.
I\'m sorry that car hit me,
I didn\'t see it coming.
I\'m sorry I left you alone,
I hope you can forgive me.