Kindle the fire and put out the light
the two of us are alone tonight
oh how I’ve craved for your company
so let’s settle down - and watch TV.
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Never one to sit on a shelf
always very full of himself
he suffers from an anti-social perversion
Docs call it rectal introversion.
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In the shade of a pyramid
Humphrey the gay camel
felt quite dispirited.