There was an old gal who lived on a boat
She loved cakes and poetry she wrote
A slip twixt pen and mix
Created a right old fix
Jam on the page and a pen stuck in her throat!
😂
There was a young girl who liked to run
And she timed herself just for fun!
Many miles she covered
Just to end up - God love her!
Back where she had first begun!
😂
There was once a blind politician
To kiss many babies was his mission
He once kissed the wrong end
And the mother he did offend
So he stopped and sought an optician!
😂 ENJOY 😂