As I attempt to pour out my latest shitty life events,
I\'m drinking a cold Coors Light.
I\'m also blaring old Taylor Swift.
So yes, just for tonight, I\'m going to be that girl.
So here\'s the update:
My \'boyfriend\' \'friend\' \'friend with benefit\' (I don\'t even know anymore)
told me that he doesn\'t see a future together. HA HA
I can\'t figure out how to apply for a FAFSA loan.
My phone randomly stopped working. (I owe $460 to pay it off)
I have to buy a new phone after I pay it off -$550
My dad literally told me that I was a disappointment the other day.
I owe $350 to fix my most recent car issue.
I have so much homework and so little motivation, I cry. (and it\'s only week 3)
My aunt gave me $100 and cried for me out of pity.
I got pulled over yesterday. (Only a warning - thank god)
I don\'t know how to tell my very religious mother that I don\'t think I believe in god (or God, idk)
I changed my major 5 times in the last two weeks.
I\'m disgusted with my body but McDonalds always seems to call my motherf**** name
(and I give into it)
I have zero will power.
I owe the college $4,563.29
I snuck beer into my dorm room because - MAN did I need one.
Point being, I hate everything right now.
So what\'s the point of the rant about M****\'s sad sad life? (I like to remain anonymous)
And I realize that my life isn\'t that bad.
Yes, it could always be worse - BUT let me have ten minutes of complaining.
I could say something cheesy like \'Keep your head up\'
(but that\'s f***** gay) so I\'ll leave it at this -
I\'m patiently waiting for the shit to pass.
I\'m ready for the rewarding, good side of life that my cute Grandma always talks about.
And I\'ll keep waiting with a cold Coors in my hand, jamming to TSwift, and b******\' about my life until I can\'t anymore.
-xoxo thatgirl