The Bible says, so I believe,
That God wanted to punish Eve,
Because in Eden one fine day,
She led her man Adam astray.
So after God created man,
He added something to his plan.
He said, “And it shall come to pass,
That man shall have a hairy ass.
Then in cold weather, or a storm,
A furry coat will keep it warm.
I also think it will look neat
To give them all a hirsute seat.”
But what had God also foreseen?
A hairy bum is hard to clean!
It’s plain to see, if you should glance
At your bloke’s unwashed underpants.
No matter how much he may wipe,
He always leaves a dirty stripe.
So women suffer to this day,
Because Eve led Adam astray,
For in most households, I suppose,
The woman has to wash the clothes.
She sorts the laundry in despair
At all his filthy underwear.
Undies with skid marks are no joke,
She has to give them a good soak.
It’s hard to get those soiled pants clean.
Thank God for the washing machine!