There was an old mare from Idle
Who was feeling utterly suicidal
Her spouse had taken to the Devine
Every time she saw him he was supine
So she launched him to heaven in a capsule!
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There was a young bride from Kilkenny
Who on her wedding night said \'I am ready\'
At which point her hubby confessed
I always sleep in a vest
So now she only sleeps with her teddy!
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There once was a headmistress from Bath
Who was well known for her terrible wrath
She was once caught in the buff by a pupil
The sight made the poor lad quite fearful
The headmistress job she no longer hath!