A beetle landed on my arm
it wouldn\'t go away
it wasn\'t doing any harm
so I thought I\'d let it stay.
But it bit my arm quite badly
and the mark was so distinct
and I have to tell you sadly
that the beetle\'s now extinct.
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Gin and tonic
Supersonic !
If you get hooked
your goose is cooked:
off to clinic
ton and ginic
Hic!
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Please don’t play with your gun today
Guns are not toys with which you can play
A careless shot and you might end up dead;
something you need like a hole in the head.