Make Us Laugh
If everyone told a joke each day
There would be less hell to pay
And we would all get along
And dream of Heaven all day long
If we laughed there’d be less crime
And we would spend less of our time
Worried about the robbers and thieves
Staking out our property
If we laughed out loud
There’d be fewer angry crowds
And we would all be set free
To gather ‘round more peacefully
If our jokes brought a tear
There\'d be less crying in our beer
And we would all be less depressed
With long days of happiness
If more punch lines made us quake
The jolly would not hesitate
To share the joke with his friends
With the hope of lifting them