RING RING
‘Hello It’s me I’m here at the Hall’
‘Is there a problem? You don’t usually call’
‘Yes I’m sorry to say the lights are all out’
‘It’s the main fuse switch, it’s tripped no doubt’
‘But it’s too dark to find it and I’m stuck in the porch’
‘That’s easily resolved, you can use the torch’
‘Ah that will help, so where do I find it?’
‘On top of the fuse switch inside the gents toilet’