ONE SIZE FITS ALL ~ MEN accept this because for MEN size doesn\'t matter
LOOSE TIGHTS ~ Do you really want to look like Nora Batty*
TIGHT SLACKS ~ OK if the END justifies the JEANS as in BRAZIL !
SMART CASUAL ~ Means you can wear ANYTHING or NOTHING
HEALTHY TAN ~ You\'ll look Healthy in your COFFIN !
LONG SHORTS / SHORT LONGS ~ Either way thy look RIDICULOUS
DESIGNER JEANS ~ Defeats the object of JEANS ~ to look Down & Out !
COMFORTABLE HIGH HEELS ~ That\'s why I stopped being a Drag Queen !
UNDETECTABLE TOUPE ~ IMPOSSIBLE same as REAL FALSE TEETH !
JOLIE LAIDE (PRETTY UGLY !) ~ French Term for PLAIN but ATTRACTIVE
Thanks for visiting ~ comments welcome ~ Love to ALL ~ BRIAN XOXOX
An OXYMORON is a term used to describe a statement composed of two
contradictory terms such as GREAT BRITAIN ~ SAFE SEX ~ DEVOUT
ATHEIST ~ GLORIOUS DEFEAT etc Todays are all related to FASHION !
*NORA BATTY a character in UK Soap ~ Who wore wrinkled stockings !