Piss, sweat and sun cream,
not to mention the chlorine.
People in your personal space,
kids splashing water in your face.
I prefer to swim in the sea,
even though that\'s where the fishes wee.
It\'s got more of a natural feel,
can\'t say that the chemicals or verrucas are an appeal.
These are some reasons why I hate the pool,
could be worse, Crete\'s had human stool.