Me and the alien
When I was out the other day I met an alien
I spotted him late at night when he was on a daily run
He spoke in fluent English and sounded Australian
When he spoke I noticed that he\'d got a long scaly tongue
He looked scary, but was friendly much to my surprise
With a sharp tooth and 10 eyes attached to his antennae
When he walks through the woods he goes beige as a disguise
And shoots birds out the skies with lasers from his eyes
He eats them then he poos out cakes
which look absolutely yum
But I have never tried them
because they came out of his bum
His name is Grellow Bare, he has a mellow stare
On his head he got wisps of some fairly yellow hair
Yellow is his favourite he lives in a yellow lair
Where he eats Jell-o with his friend who\'s a fellow cello player