A Glint of Steel for You by Charlie O\'Malley
I am no lowly, peasant farmer
Nay, I say. Nay!
I\'ll be your knight in shining armor
But never will you be saved
Because, my dear, I\'m clumsy
I\'m craven, and rather small
I\'ll run, screaming, to Mumsy
And leave, without you in tow
But you, you\'re independent
Nothing fills you with fear
When I said I loved you, I meant it
\'Cuz that\'s why I love you, my dear
While I am timid, like a dove
You\'re ironclad will is what I love