THUMP! THUMP! THUMP!
Came the noise from above.
Had my wife fallen again?
I raced up the stairs,
“Are you alright?”
I shouted.
“No I am not!”
She replied!
“Come here quickly!”
So I raced into the room,
“It was coming at me!
Coming straight at me!
Make it go!”
I looked down
And saw my wife’s monster
Just sitting there,
Doing no harm.
I just picked up the spider
And gently put it out of the window.
Panic over,
I was once more her hero.