Alarm clock softly rings.
An early bird chirpily sings.
I open my sleepy eyes.
Beside me my lover lies.
Outside the sun does shine.
On worms the early bird does dine.
I wash and slowly dress
Put on a t shirt and jeans, I don\'t dress to impress.
The cat just arrived home.
At night he does freely roam.
Upstairs my lover does snore.
I exit through the front door.
Outside the weather hot.
Approach my car and see two tyres are flat.
I swear and stamp my feet.
Early risers look at me as they walk by in the street.
I blush and say hello.
I am now feeling calm and mellow.
Back through the front door I go.
And back into bed with my now awake lover flo.