some time ago in a Transylvania town a scientists ran amok, he played God and made a man, little known fact, he owned a duck
Villagers came and burned him out and took the silver spoon from his mouth, out in the cold the mad scientist duck set his sights on way down south
In Louisiana bayou the duck Splashed down with no longer a need to roam, the waters were warm and full of fish this place he\'d now call home
He built a nest like none had seen two stories with a view, his life was nearly perfect until the Beavers came to chew
They dropped their trees to the left of him even more fell to his right, they dropped and chewed and built their dams all morning noon and night
The duck he was quite civilized a gentleman it was so clear, he\'d sit down with those beavers and put reason in their ear
Now the Beavers were quite busy they have no time for some lame duck, they had dams to build and Fields to flood their tails they would not tuck
Listen up said a beaver we have a busy day, we are sorry we\'ve inconvenienced you but the fact is you\'re in our way
So waddle back from winced you came or you\'ll discover the Ugly Truth, a beaver\'s tail can do just as much damage as any beavers tooth
The duck he waddled back toward his home thinking of the Beavers he could not sway, but the fact they had threatened him for that they\'d rue the day
To the north was a beaver graveyard for those killed by Falling trees and such, with the knowledge of his old Master perhaps that would do the touch
So the Duck trudged North to find his fallen Beaver, then he\'d call the lightning and then he\'d pull the lever
What he found were bits and pieces scattered all around, those beavers didn\'t even bury their dead they just left them on the ground
A good piece here a good piece there until he had enough, and then he\'d see if his science was really up to Snuff
For days and nights his creature laid waiting to be born, finally then one fateful night there came a lightning storm
The lightning struck and the switch was pulled its life begin with thunder, the Duck cried out \"It\'s Alive ! Now tear their dams asunder \"!
Franken-Beaver walked out into the night with chaos in his hands, out into the bayou he destroyed the Beavers dams
The bayou is now quiet and calm but be weary true believer, cause somewhere in that darkened bog lays the deadly Franken-Beaver