Do you think there\'s a parallel universe? And in that parallel universe lives an openly gay proudly bald Donald trump about to go on stage and deliver a ted talk in a Mexican college about human rights and while he waits in the wings his muslim husband gives him a good luck kiss and he bends down to peck the forheads of his 3 adopted children Ali, Shiniqua & kim jon jr, before going on stage and delivering a coherant well scripted speach championing hitler for paving the way for homosexual humanitarians everywhere?