I am a roar,
I am a monster roar,
I am a roar,
I am a monster roar.
These paws, these paws,
These monster claws,
And recognise my snapping jaws,
I have really hairy paws.
I am your monster friend,
I go right to the end,
Deep in your shed I’m heavy breathing,
I’m with your neighbours head and it’s bleeding!
I chopped it off with my axe,
Come on Mr Government give me a tax,
I am a roar,
I am a monster roar.