I was talking to an E.T. the other day
And he asked me some very
Embarrassing questions:
\"Don\'t your people realize ...
Wars are a futile waste of resources?
Taking hard drugs results in addiction?
Despoiling the planet is a threat to existence?
And overpopulation can result in your demise?
I stammered around trying to think of a reply,
A possible defense to deflect the obvious.
Finally, all I could come up with was;
\"Oh, I\'m not really one of them.
I\'m a disguised alien, Bro,
Just like you!\"
Didn\'t stick around
To see if he bought it.