The party was already in full swing
When I got there to do my thing
Checking out the women, find a nice lass
Good looking, brains, with a great ass
Spotted one, looking bored, ready to die
Being chatted up by some old stupid guy
Made eye-contact and she smiled
Get ready for ME, you beautiful child
I sauntered over without much haste
Put my arm gently around her waist
“Oh, here you are” I said out loud
“Thought I lost you in the crowd”
She smiled, enjoyed the line I think
I asked her if she would like a drink
Drinks and conversation at the bar was easy
Think I did well without being cheesy or sleazy
Her slightly slanted eyes were so exotic
Her deep and smoky voice so erotic
Black hair with a hint of blue
A body like a dream come true
The band struck up some nice, slow song
“Let’s dance” I said, and guided her along
With cheek on cheek, breast against chest
I felt in heaven, and truly blessed
We danced with eyes closed, reaching apex
All I could think of was bedroom and sex
Leg against leg, pelvis grinding on pelvis
The music some old seductive tune by Elvis
When with horror and dread I realized that she,
This beautiful, gorgeous creature, was a he