I was walking down the street,
Shopping in hand,
When I saw her,
Saw her with two,
Two not one,
Collection tins!
There was no way I could avoid her,
I rapidly moved towards her,
Tried to avoid her eyes.
But then I looked again,
They were not tins,
They were mugs of coffee.
Luckily she was standing outside Specsavers,
So I went in