The FaithBook
By Austin Mahoney
FaithBook
1. You never log-off!
2. That pisses the devil off
3. When you open the book the devil have to flee.
4.You are in a relationship with Jehovah. Angel from heaven will protect you all over.
5. Your relationship never gets complicated with the most high!
6. All you see is blessings flowing down your newsfeed.
7. Its free of cost and open 24/7.
8. The rock is your cover photo!
9. To sign up you don\'t need an email. His love endureth forever and his blessing shall prevail.
10. Don\'t wait until it\'s too late to go make an account!
1.Young girls twerking,
2. Lil homie drop school cause he on Facebook lurking.
3. baby mama, baby daddy they end up cursing,
4. While the devil destroy their life and end up smirking!
5. Everyday in the newsfeed is an R.I.P.
6. Cause the homie got caught up with C.R.I.P. And ended up get clap by the P.I.G.
7. What\'s next? 13 year old out their having sex, without an latex.
8. It\'s crazy to see females posting pictures with needles in their purses, some popping pills and they not even nurses.
9. Now you see. We all got trapped by Facebook. And never one day take a look into the FaithBook!
10. Delete that account!