Because you threw a book at my head for talking to my female friend
Because you parked your car behind mine so I couldn’t leave an argument
Because I bought you anything you wanted without asking for anything in return
Because you had to be better than me at everything
Because you were too flirty
Because you idolized your fish
Because you were allergic to cherries and body wash
Because you expected me to know everything about everything
Because you drank tea and bragged about it
Because you liked to sew for other people
Because you screamed when I got the wrong flowers
Because you controlled me
Because you kissed my best friend
Because you are you
Because you are a bitch