poet2rhyme4tommorrow
Anger
 
quaffing caustic acidic ale, a prankster did stage
analogous to raging figurative fire of rage 
within my belly – riven asper spinal binding 
   ripped from every book marked page
caw zing quite an ache – fiercely teas sing 
   curative panaceas sans 
   almond sunset, chamomile, osage
tea, yukon try grabbing with all your might, 
   even enlisting Strain gauge 
   in tandem 
   with a bunch of bootlegged banshees 
   freed from their cage
as last resort drafting electric eels, 
   shocking quite astute
accompanied by 
   jack and the Giant beanstalk golems to boot
or tiger (perhaps named Tony, 
   mean to the bone, but...oh so cute
who dwells in a tony neighborhood), 
   swishing  tail (Nike like), 
   and held up ala playing the flute 
an unseen hellacious, ferocious, 
   or outlandishly jowly, egregious beast, 
   who expells offal asphyixiating 
   from a moon unit sized Glute
yea, I could also allude to some flying dragon,
   who gives nada ha hoot,
somehow remotely controlling to ram into ewe, 
   these high speed U-Haul trucks
combine all the above scenario, 
   aye know really sucks
which gagging induces 
   the worst instance of reflux 
the sum total would, 
   only feebly meet Karma credit rating as de luxe
   approximate the onset 
   of red hot enflamed ducks
(my apologies to PETA, Paul, Luke...), 
   they madly flap wings, yawping beaks, 
   vis  a vis on par withque clucks
clan – Whew...only then 
   (after paying yee a million bucks
please keep on the que tee i.e. hush)
regarding this soupy poetic fabrication 
   bravely bursting buttucks amucks
thus haint wise to mess wit me
lest cha wanna split high knee
a fate worse than death 
   with hen whoops ipsy
daisy excuse em moi 
   faux zee pas impairment via this Gypsy.