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CELL PHONE INTRUDER

 

(c) 2017 Edward York

 

I went to take a shower,

And since I was all alone.

I found a safe environment,

Where I could leave my phone.

 

I had only halfway started,

And felt the water\'s sting,

Then I heard it in the distance,

My familiar cell phone ring.

 

The caller was persistent,

So I thought that I should see,

Who wouldn\'t give up calling,

And interrupting me.

 

I dripped all on the floor tile,

And got the rugs all wet,

Trying to reach the cell phone,

On the table where it set.

 

So I finally got it answered,

The recording loud and clear,

With a fantastic vacation offer,

For the holiday that\'s near.

 

So this is just a warning,

If you have tried to call,

The phone now sits in pieces,

Slammed up against the wall.