(c) 2017 Edward York
I went to take a shower,
And since I was all alone.
I found a safe environment,
Where I could leave my phone.
I had only halfway started,
And felt the water\'s sting,
Then I heard it in the distance,
My familiar cell phone ring.
The caller was persistent,
So I thought that I should see,
Who wouldn\'t give up calling,
And interrupting me.
I dripped all on the floor tile,
And got the rugs all wet,
Trying to reach the cell phone,
On the table where it set.
So I finally got it answered,
The recording loud and clear,
With a fantastic vacation offer,
For the holiday that\'s near.
So this is just a warning,
If you have tried to call,
The phone now sits in pieces,
Slammed up against the wall.