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💦I saw your pic in the clump of bush whackers and realized that we Live in near by location.
once a pawn hut time, I would like to spend this white knight with you. Be a suitable place where we can meet.
Wallet Blues
preface:hie do attest
that poetry may not be best
to express whoosh for bullion ingots
tuff hill treasure chest
with a lee till bitta chump change
boot an overpowering literary force
to pocket earnings for grange upkeep
shrouded amidst gorse
(hmm...who knows) maybe formerly owned
by Jessica Lange, who doth horse
around, with neigh saying
though lending tree mend us financial range
asthma saint Matthew life orbitz norse
south, easter west, this chap older collage
queue bust puck ass oh...sketch chin nah
bare naked lady model
resembling alienated student
hovering under dark shadows
creating a strange ambient source
errors trumpeting apprentice visa verse.
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GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT QUEST --- or
subtitled IN PRAYS OF LEGAL TENDER.
Let this dog gone testes prime mate
ova simian sketch out
his general doggerel freely
unleashes swiftly tale lord
of the flies - via his harried styled
swiftly tailored brush strokes show strength
sans retracted claws, which might find me
barking up the wrong tree
arf find mewing this hep
cat a tonic state taking a nap -
in the land of doctor ah zee
oz born akin to a long term chore
where \"death in Venice\" doubting Thomas Man
dip presses sieve like tenon mortice pestle
expending energy thru the core
of cerebral xylem and phloem
pulpy resultant saw dust,
thus robbing potential
hob knotting out the door,
and force ache king portal dividend
unavailable to Eeyore
this arduous slow-mo writing endeavor for...
merely sinecure to taxi,
this spruced quest with confusion galore
my non-conformist poetic
je ne sais quois x cell lent hoar
re: covert letter de jour
tempting ye to access mythic lore
I entertain as minimum literary fete
less or more
then...whoosh
into circular filing cabinet yell score,
a faux winning point, while this pissant
sends thee on a wild goose chase tour
this non-formal rip pull sieve gallimaufry
might incite war
reducing civilization and discontents
resembling stone age of your
descendants time traveled hiring Pixar
trainer of apple chomping antz
so i wonder if any chance - please attest
the truth sans, whisker of enjoyment
experienced thus far reeding this
mishmash vis a vis contrived boot not the best
a temp tat virtual digital toy story confabulation
via ratatouille poetic brew chest
to entertain, distract, confuse
materializes welcoming thee
into my virtual community as a guest
into monopoly winning chance
such a query motivates me
to shrek out with excitement
asper when i did contra dance
just in case a glimmering prospect exists
cuz this anointed bard dislikes formality
presenting a brief poe het tic summation
oh viz word mangling skills, he hopes to enhance
p\'raps earn enough moolah to sight arc D’Triumph,
Louvre, Paris France,
I offer the following expression
for eyes to take a glance,
and help this intuitive Homo sapiens income
to expand and en-hance
which byte size bit torrent humor
without use of strong arm, nor lance
might cause thee to soil pants
misinterpreting helter skelter raving rants
well message understandable part time in
comb acceptable ushering positive stance
a subtle intent worth hiring me doth sway
au currant series electronic charge
and ideally affect hypnotic trance.
I betcha never red an email like this faux
iambic pentameter electronic wire
from a boyish looking blood muggle
although up in years (nonpareil courage
to face voldemort never does tire),
and two grown girls after being bribed,
would consider him a worthy hire
to rake in gobs of legal tender,
to satiate unquenchable hunger
game of thrones, and thirsting fir knowledge
equals powerful
raw reddit bits of computer know how to acquire.
This lettered sortie conveys
teensy weensy, itty bitty
byte size work experience
(per this older mister rhyme stir
hull lives north west of philadelphia city)
approximately fifty miles, nonetheless, i hanker
(NOT to be confused with HACKER)
though disparate deeds offset
by difference of third letter
to employ computer and writing skills,
plus rooted tidbits of moxie
playing at nearby Roxy
burrow, which prompts this ditty
expressing interest to apply mental tasks
ala computer trouble shooting
many ascribe as obsolete passé nitty gritty
on par with secret life of Walter Mitty
whom destiny protected and took pity
this meant to be silly,
yet attempt tubby witty.
No matter how many miles by car
(your business might be within
dead man walking distance)
opportunity, would not be on the far
side to use acumen, human stamina
for technologically spar
interleaving graphical non
denominational programs to get unstuck
from virtual feathery tar.
aye ham bic pentameter faux pas akin
scotched by the managerial vetter
analogous to cross breed Welsh Corgi with Irish setter
not traditional standard genre
for introductory letter
no reason why non-con
form muddy modus operandi
cannot serve as mode to communicate
pursuit viz computer technician
and paperback writer wannabe,
cuz I love each english language
as a bill collector pesters a debtor
which honest to goodness confession
hopefully offers unique outlook in contrast
to other respondents at least a bit better.
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add dee yo\' - hens matthew scott harris
alias [email protected]
roosts at - 2 highland manor drive
apartment ***
schwenksville, pennsylvania
19473