BRIAN & ANGELA

CHRISTMAS CRACKERS !

COUPLE PULLING A CRACKER 

 

 

CHRISTMAS CRACKERS are things you pull

Without them Christmas is very dull

When you pull them ~ they go off bang

Everyone gets a Cracker ~ Wizard Prang !

Each one has a Motto a Joke and a Hat

And also a Present and that is that

 

When we set our table for Christmas Dinner

Each one gets a Cracker ~ it sure is a winner

Before we have eaten and are sleepy and full

The one on the LEFT is the Cracker you pull

And just to make sure the Party is bright

You then turn and pull ~ the Girl on your RIGHT !

You read out the Motto the Riddle or Joke

Every one groans and the room\'s full of smoke !

 

Everyone smiles ~ the MEN put on their Hat

And the LADIES all say ~ NO I\'m not wearing that !

It will spoil my coiffure and clash with my dress

And I will end up just looking a mess

The MEN they just sigh and swap with their spouse

And order ~ once more is restored in the house

 

And what of the presents ? Well what can one say ?

Key Rings and trash ~ that we all throw away !

We BRITS may be poor and affluent lackers

But each year we spend MILLIONS on CRACKERS !

 

Thanks for visiting ~ comments welcome ~ Love BRIAN XOX