Michael Edwards

SHAKESPEARE: THE MISSING LINES (3)

 

SHAKESPEARE: THE MISSING LINES (3).

(Recently discovered and published here for the first time)

 

Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown

It’s much better standing up.

 

Romeo, Romeo, where art thou Romeo

Down here right in front of you, you blind bat!

 

What light through yonder window breaks?

Is Juliet into fart ignition?

 

We know what we are but not what we may be.

So you believe in reincarnation.

 

A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse.

Why give your kingdom to a horse ?