poet2rhyme4tommorrow
Thanks4giving me reason to write mish mashed gobbledygook
this own lee bro\' thar of yars
dashed analogously graced
on par how a marathon runner raced
to Macbook Pro laptop computer post haste
soon as he goat back 
 to his domicile nestled and encased
in the bucolic, democratic, 
 and fantastic spit non defaced
 
woodland partially hydrogenated oils baste
surrounding Highland Manor Apartment our ace
in the hole, whence he i.e. mice elf 
 (Matty Mouse) with threads of gratitude laced
 
within a feeble attempt 
 to burble, cobble, fiddle, easy as gravy, 
 an insrutable letter placed
in the output queue 
 
 soon as all 
 the typo O graphical errors erased
and, though struggle to convey love 
 for such an endearing older sister, 
 
 which digitally squawking, 
 aye did not cut and paste
boot doth admit to allowing, 
 a saucy bit of small potatoes sayest 
 
 in ma trademark (truemark) 
 stuffing of fluffernutter (that taste)
G---R---R---E---E---A---A---T 
 (courtesy of flaky Tony the corny tiger), 
 which gimmerish aims to waste
 
juiced spare moments, 
 and tubby direct, earnest and frank
lemme communicate without resorting 
 to caginess, 
 
 but free roaming thoughts to thank
ye and Rich for welcoming a small group 
 of family and friends 
 to your Woodbury, New Jersey abode, 
 
 somewhat near Redbank
to relish the salad days of times gone by, 
 when as kids, 
 we tricked each other with a harmless prank
 
such as hiding a fuzzy wuzzy Willie, 
 or scaring the other 
 with the molded Creepy People that doth rank
as laughably innocent, these topsy turvy times, 
 
 when faith no more 
 eroded cameraderie 
 among fellow Americans to tank
especially as the world wide web 
 
 iz going to fill in the BLANK
thus moments to share 
 a tasty repast did help me to crank
out this artichoked gibberish, 
 which when placed 
 atop pyramid of cranberries sank.
 
as didst this heart of darkness 
 within soul asylum of papa and momma genes
to two beautiful young women 
 re: daughters, whose absence felt as gloomy fiends.