My childhood sweetheart, my first and only love
her beauty unparalleled, as graceful as a dove
the girl I love, oh boy, what a catch
the only problem is, everyones seen her snatch
everyones seen her snatch, everyone in the town
if sluts were royalty, she would be wearing a crown
she\'s never happier, than with her legs in the air
she\'d take on the whole football team, without a single care
everyones had a go, most of them more than once
my friends laugh at me, mock me, call me a dunce
for falling in love with a whore
but i can\'t help but adore
this girl everyones worn like a glove
cos in the end, she\'s still my childhood love