I flip it over
like a pancake
apart from nowadays kids don\'t make pancakes
they just pour mixture from a polymer bottle into the pan
and wash it down with 5 coke cans
The black screen flashes white and the thick, elegant computerised words \'LENOVO\' pop up
Well at least I think they are elegant, but who does elegance nowadays anyway
Trackies n Trainers, there is no point in table manners and everything is just a meaningless social construct?
I am at the edge of my seat eager to begin
Begin \"living\"
because after all, disconnection is connection
is it not?
Guess what I know more about Kim K\'s buttocks then I do my own city
Children looking at books as if they were brussel sprouts
Libraries having to diversify into children playgroups and caf�s
because the literate sit with their mouths open ready to be spoon fed
I buy my chicken, my socks and my partner online
Why go out when you can order in!
you can have dinner with your 2000 friends in your bathroom if you wished
Just eat, deliveroo one click and you got it
if you want to go to heaven just text \'ETHIOPIA200\' to 746574
if you are under 18 please ask the bill payer\'s permission
Roll up to school late, call my teacher by their first name
Went to the theatre thought I was at the gym