There was a young man called Glyn
who had a deep cleft in his chin.
A beard sprouted out,
and the reason no doubt,
the razor blade wouldn’t go in!
There was an old man from Kuwait
who was once heard loudly to state:
‘The winter hurley burley
when it gets late early
is no patch on the summer when it stays early late!’
There was an old man from Hyde
Who got on a fly for a ride.
But he started to choke
when they flew through some smoke
and he fell to the ground and he died.