NEVER light a fire
On Christmas Eve perchance
Santa Claus comes early
And burns his ........... underpants !
Kissing under the MISTLETOE
At work or shopping ~ now NO GO !
What used to be just Pal to Pal
Is now harassment S E X U A L !
RUDOLPH\'S red nose
And manner merry
Is caused by drinking
Santa\'s SHERRY*
On the Twelfth Day of Christmas
My True Love said to ME
I\'m leaving you ~ but you can keep
The Plastic Christmas Tree !
Too much Turkey\'s bad for you
Some of the things ~ it makes you do
Gobble ~ Wobble ~ Hobble ~ Nobble !
And if you well ~ What the F * * K
It causes you to Strut & Cluck !
Thanks for visiting ~ comments welcome ~ Love BRIAN XOX
* In the UK we always leave a CARROT for RUDOLPH
Mince Pies for the SLEIGH ELVES and a schooner of
SWEET SHERRY for SANTA ~ which RUDOLPH slurps !