Once upon a long time ago.
A despot wind did aggressively blow.
It blew my ginger wig off my baldy head.
My embarrassed face turned crimson red.
People laughed and loudly cheered.
A heart attack my body feared.
My wig is now flying through the sky.
My eyes now sad do weepingly cry.
Once upon a long time ago.
My baldy head did embarrassingly glow.