I have pizza in the oven,
a rubber ducky in the tub.
She says her parents aren\'t home,
and the keys under the rug.
I drop everything im doing,
a little nervous so what.
I drink a TON of water,
and fix my new crew cut.
The keys where its supposed to be,
were in her room, the door is shut.
I cant help myself from thinking,
there\'s so much water in my gut.
She asked \"are you okay\",
I said darling tell you what.
I will show you something special,
a great new way to love.
Now bend that ass right over,
let me pee inside your butt.