ADVERSARY RHYMES (2 3 & 4)
Bert the Hairy quite contrary
Why does your red nose glow
With silvery drips that run to your lips
At the sight of wee maids in a row?
Round and round the bedroom
Catch me if you dare
One step
Two steps
The bed is over there
A sailor went to sea, sea, sea
To see how far he could pee, pee, pee
But he totally failed to forsee, see, see
The winds that blow across the sea sea sea.