ron parrish aka wordman

U F O and A Redneck

Last nite driving home from a party

I seen a strange lite in the sky 

at  first i thought it was a plane.

But then it landed in front of my car

it looked like a three story motel

with a rotating bar.

I slammed on the brakes and stopped the car

and i jumped out to run,hell before i could

make it to that bar a green thing grabbed me

and throw ed me back in the car.

Well hell i did`nt know what to do,  so i reached

into the cooler and pulled out a brew, well he

must have liked it, after he drank a 12 pack he 

ate the can`s.

Well he opened the cooler looking for more brew

i was out, i did`nt know what to do, so i reached

under the seat and pulled out that bag of weed

i figured a pound would be all we would need.

we fired up a joint and listened to the

Marshall tucker band, after four joints he fell

out of the car then he stumbled toward that

rotating bar.

Well before he left he stole the rest of my weed

hell he figured that\'s all they would need.

He fired up that ship and headed toward the sky

he did`nt offer to pay for the weed,hell, he did`nt

even tell me goodbye...