My Uncle Was A Neanderthal
My uncle was a neanderthal
And he smoked a little pipe
His wife was very tall
And if pushed would take a life
My cousin was half cro-magnon
And he grunted when he talked
He sometimes used a boomerang
And stooped over when he walked
My granddaddy carried a club
And used it now and then
He pulled my grandmother by her hair
And she was bald by 10
My mother was very hairy
And painted on cave walls
She fed us many things
And had no man at all
My brother was a gatherer
And helped around the cave
He did some cooking there
With the mammoth that we craved
My daughter was a super model
And wore a leopard skin
Her boyfriends she often throttled
With her daddy’s man-sized hands