ADVERSARY RHYMES 7 8 & 9
Leo Locket lost his pocket
Kitty Fisher found it
And there was something deep inside
It had a ribbon round it.
Wee Sally Grundy,
Born on a Monday,
Matured on a Tuesday,
Chased on a Wednesday,
Caught on a Thursday,
Deflowered on a Friday,
Delivered on a Saturday,
Married on a Sunday,
And that was the story
Of Wee Sally Grundy.
Little boy Blue
likes blowing his horn
his bed’s by the window
the room is quite warm
and the man who’s there with him
is he asleep?
He’s under the blanket earning his keep.
Will you disturb him?
No not I
for if I do
he’ll poke my eye.