Accidental Poet

Bingle Jells

Bingle Jells

 

Slip sliding through the snow

All the toys delivered, “touché“

He cares not if they saw him go

Hysterical laughing all the way

Bells on reindeers jingle

Sounds of Christmas glee

The head of ‘ole Saint Nick will tingle

Back to the North Pole to pee

 

Chorus:

Bingle Jells, Bingle Jells

Santa wants to stay

Someone spiked the eggnog again

Hope Rudolph knows the way

OH Bingle Jells, Bingle Jells

Trailing presents all the way

Soon there’ll be Santa’s wish

A porcelain God to pray

 

Now to the freeway in the sky

Not a minute to spare

Man, that sleigh can really fly

With a blur, it goes through the air

Speeds in excess of Mach 10

No pit stop in sight

A vapor trail where he‘s been

Around the world in one night

 

Chorus:

Bingle Jells, Bingle Jells

Santa wants to stay

Someone spiked the eggnog again

Hope Rudolph knows the way

OH, Bingle Jells, Bingle Jells

Trailing presents all the way

Soon there’ll be Santa’s wish

A porcelain God to pray

 

Now when Santa gets home

Straight to the bathroom he will go

Get out of the way elf Jerome

Hear Santa sigh with a ho ho ho

He comes out shaking his head

Should again he see that eggnog

Next year he’ll have a new plan instead

A present for the dog

 

Chorus:

Bingle Jells, Bingle Jells

Santa wants to stay

Someone spiked the eggnog again

Hope Rudolph knows the way

OH, Bingle Jells, Bingle Jells

Trailing presents all the way

Soon there’ll be Santa’s wish

A porcelain God to pray

 

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