Now look, listen in!
I got summat of major importance to tell ya.
Will ya be cruel?
Will ya say \'hooray?\'
Or \'about time too?!\'
Whatever\'s up, Orchi?
Well, I had a sneezing fit
Lost me voice almost - spoken and....
More importantly(?)... singing voice!
Ohh it\'s a lament today
A very dark write!
You won\'t hear me melodious tones
Don\'t mean to say I\'ve stopped writing though
The hymn-poems!
Boo hoo, I know it\'s difficult to tell
If it\'s me singing
Or two cats fighting
But it can\'t be helped!
Only the cats are \'singing\' at the moment!
They may not have to put up with me
Caterwauling Carols
Though Carol only appears in December
Who is she? What is her surname?
Do ya know her?!
I know you lot - you will hide me Lem-Sips
Or other \'potions\' I may try
Please pour me a large whisky without water
(I\'m delirious now with a fever, to say that!)
Ohh, poor old me
Very old me!
Shall I go back to bed?
Did I get out of bed the right side?
Sing a song or two for me meanwhile
Will ya?!
Heehee a hymn says:
\'The voice of prayer is never silent\'
Hope I won\'t be silent too long!
I dunno what all the fuss is
It\'s a fine Christmas gift from me
To all of ya! lol.
No singing from me, I mean!
Think carefully -
Will ya wish me well?
I shall only sing again! lol.