Have you ever seen a ghost
Twiddling it\'s thumbs?
I will send it to you by post.
Watch out Grandma!
Here it comes.
Have you ever seen a werewolf?
Chasing it\'s pray, chasing all day,
On a morning in may.
Have you ever seen a vampire sending a text?
Saying \"I have just been drinking blood,
Watch out your next!\"