Bake Sale Cookies
Freshly baked cookies on the stove
Exactly for whom I did not know
Still warm and a little chewy
With oatmeal and peanut butter there for choosing
With some milk I had a few
As I watched the evening news
And another just before bed
With the sugar going to my head
With a buzz I did proceed
To find my love upset with me
Very angry that she must bake
Additional cookies for the ones I ate
The bake sale was a complete success
No thanks to my hungriness
Though I did donate to the cause
To make up for my greedy paws
And I knew once again
That my new year could begin
With a few less cookies and less cake
Especially the ones my dearest baked