Michael Edwards

ADVERSARY RHYMES 10 11 & 12

 

 

ADVERSARY RHYMES 10, 11, & 12

 

Round and round the waistband

Oh what a naughty pair

One step

Two step

And it’s tickly under there.

 

 

 

Betty bathed in bitter butter

But it made the butler mutter:

‘Bitter butter makes me splutter

Best put butter down the gutter

Baby oil beats bitter butter

and it makes my eyelids flutter’

 

 

 

Cock-a doodle-doo

The maiden hasn’t a clue

The master plays with his fiddling stick

And he shows her what to do.