Michael Edwards

TOO MUCH MUFFIN

 

 

TOO MUCH MUFFIN

 

Have you seen the muffin man

The muffin the muffin man,

I know he visits whenever he can

He lives down Drury Lane.

 

Yes I’ve seen the muffin man,

the muffin man, the muffin man

he pays up front I can’t complain

He lives down Drury Lane.

 

Have you seen the muffin man

The muffin man, the muffin man,

D’you think he’ll visit you again

He lives down Drury Lane.

 

Yes I’ve seen the muffin man

The muffin man, the muffin man,

Hot and sweaty he comes when he can

He lives down Drury Lane

 

Have you seen the muffin man

The muffin man, the muffin man,

Too much muffin can cut lifespan

He lives down Drury Lane.

 

Yes I’ve seen the muffin man

The muffin man, the muffin man

He died last night beneath the fan

He\'s now in Church Yard Lane.