FredPeyer

You wanna f**k Tonight?

“You wanna fuck tonight?”

Sharp intake of air

Chicken bone from warmed up chicken

stuck in my throat

Head turning red

From bone or from question

Don’t know

Violent cough

Bone and chicken splattering

The dinner table

She never talks like that

Reads weird books though like

‘marriage without boredom’ or

‘I am woman’

I don’t need a book to tell me

She is a woman

Heck, I married her

Looking at her

She, looking right back

She is serious

I am shocked

Can’t even remember

The last time we fucked

Or at least tried with

Me falling asleep

With my hand down there

Wow, she means it

Better lay off the beer

Have to perform tonight

 

“Don’t forget to shower”

What am I?

A five year old?

I always shower before bed

Maybe she wants to suck me

Can’t remember the last time

She did that either

 

“Let’s shower together”

She is kidding, right?

No

So we do

A warm up

For the main round

Did the tub get smaller

Or did we get bigger?

It was a lot easier

And tons more fun

To shower together

When we were twenty

I drop the soap and slip

Grab the closest thing for balance

Her breast

The left one I think

It is just hanging there

Well, kind of

She yells

I let go and fall on my ass

Hurting nothing but my pride

But who cares, I have

Fucking to look forward to

 

“Can you do my back?”

Soaping her back with my left hand

The right one sneaking between her legs

Doing unspeakable creative moves

she used to moan about

and quite loud too

at least the neighbor at

the time thought so

But not this time

 

“Cut it out, can’t you wait til bed?”

The little bit of emerging life in my dick

Dies a premature death

Hopefully to be revived again later

Unlikely, but stranger things have happened

Note to myself

Think positive

Somehow we do make it to the bedroom

And onto the battlefield

 

“Let’s make this one special”

No idea what she means

Until she turns around

Giving me a good look

At her ass

A full moon rising

Her mouth poised above my dick

Like a cobra

Ready to strike

But then her dentures pop out

The lower ones

They never did stick properly

And I remember just in time

There is a game on TV