Morning birds melodically tweet.
Beside me my lover snores.
With my foot i tap her gently on her feet.
Ahh peace no longer her vocal cords roars.
I get out of bed stretch and yawn.
Another day another dawn.
Look out through the clean window pane.
See no mister sun, only dark clouds full of rain.
Scratch my head and scratch my ass.
Go to the loo and my unwanted waste i pass.
Have a quick tepid shower.
Water massages my body at full power.
Now i feel clean and fresh.
A perfumed scent i spray on my flesh.
I hear my lover snoring and farting.
I turn the ignition and hear my motor car starting.
Hi ho hi ho it\'s off to work we go.
I laugh, that\'s the song being played on my car radio.