Jooles

Good old nonsense poem

The dog bit the cat and the🐈 scratched the Gerbil
The Gerbil bit the cat who in turn scratched the dog
The dog bumped their owner who spilled their tea....herbal
The owner bumped the fire and out rolled a log
Unfortunately the log rolled over the gerbil
The log it kept going and took out the dog
The log clipped the cat who gave a yelp... almost verbal
The log gathering speed was almost a jog
The back door was open and out went the log
It barely just missed the big green bull frog
The log it kept going at a fine steady jog
It\'s famous for its travels even has its own blog